Riddle Me This......

lilbubba49 · Devoted

lmao lynn you must be bored

lilbubba49 · Devoted

What you dont like my macaroni recipe,just trying to help a man in need dint mean to bore ya

flaggin · Helping Hand III

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The interchangable macaroni recipes...

i'm sure i saw it lynn,
wasn't that the one with the stock recipe but could be switched with shark meat, ground elephant....

oh, well if you really want to hear bored..

how about the penguin who took his car into the garage because it wasn't running well. mechanic says give me an hour. so penguin goes for a walk. it's really hot out so penguin buys a double scoop vanilla icecream. of course he has a hard time eating it because he all flippers and he ends up with the icecream melted all over himself. walks back into the garage and the mechanic says, 'well, it looks like you blew a seal"

i'm so tired i don't even know if that's the punchline.. anyway i thought it was a good icecream joke

flaggin · Helping Hand III

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What you dont like my macaroni recipe,just trying to help a man in need

now i'm addicted to diane's salad.

pause4poetry · Moderator

Just wanted to share this story on my brother in-law's FAILED stir fry meal....

Years ago in a farming community of Chamberlain Sask,

My Sister having just given birth to her second daugther,
sent her hubby home from the hospital, knowing that his
plan was to make rounds toasting the birth of his new
daughter with close friends and neighbors.

Later that evening, she called him, he was home and
he had just made himself a stir fry meal with rice. As
he contined to eat his freshly made meal, My sister noticed
that his words began to slur and she scoldingly asked him,
how much had had to drink. He replied that drinking was
not his problem, but that he somehow had ruined the stir
fry recipe as all the rice was sticking to his teeth and
the roof of his mouth.

My sister asked him which pan he had used to prepare his meal. He replied that he used the white pan under the cabinet. Her immediate response was, "You self-interest person, that was my paraffin pan!"

My sister did a lot of canning, so she kept her paraffin in
a single pan with a lid stored in her cabinet for handy reuse when needed.

My poor brother in-law said he " *censored sh_t like a goose all the next day...."

I thought maybe you may want to duplicate this recipe and add it to the macaroni sculpture that you are planning Wink

, although you will have to sculpt quickly before the pariffin hardens .... The Good news is if you do not like it , you can melt it down and try it again .... just add water, heat ...drain and repeat.....