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Post   Posted:June 24, 2007 - 07:12 PM
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C'mon Lynn, we need MORE details!!!

What's going on with this guy? Is he getting too close for comfort too soon?

He's got a pool!!! It get awful hot in Chicago, maybe you should rethink this!!

Lucy
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Post   Posted:June 24, 2007 - 09:04 PM
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....WTF

Seems I spoke a little too soon.

Let's see now....11:30 a.m.

1...2...3...4...5 calls, since 9:30 a.m.

Leaving the same message on my machine, for each call...

Hey Lynn...This is Bill....
Give me a call when you get this message...Bye



What's in a name they say...
*Bill*... ...that was the red flag right there
Now...how the h-ll did I miss that?

Billllllllllllll(flaggin)

Whew....Man, am I glad I didn't rock his world

Maybe I will try e-harmony.com

Oye Vay

Peace & Love
Lynn

HE'S CALLING AGAIN and I haven't even submitted this yet...

If I have to change my #


mind fillin me in on what's going on here?

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Post   Posted:June 26, 2007 - 12:19 AM
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lucyb wrote:
C'mon Lynn, we need MORE details!!!

What's going on with this guy? Is he getting too close for comfort too soon?

He's got a pool!!! It get awful hot in Chicago, maybe you should rethink this!!

Lucy


flagginthedraggin wrote:
mind fillin me in on what's going on here?


I met a guy and his name is Bill.

He seemed like an alright guy...little older then me...54

But, anyhoo, retired, house, pool, a dog and a vini van.

Well, he invited Jacob and I over to go swimming.

Jacob and I had a nice time
and everything was fine....until the next day.

By 11:30 a.m....he had already called 5 times,
leaving the same d-mn message.

As a matter of fact, tonight,
I had to get downright nasty with him.

*LOOK...DO NOT F-CKING CALL HERE ANYMORE*

Bill...This guy is driving me nuts....
Thank goodness I didn't f-ck him.

So, what's in a name was a joke...get it...
You drive me nuts...he's driving me nuts...Bill...

I'm on the couch, your taking notes....
coming to you for help..peace of mind...get it Darling.

So, in other words....
I started seeing a guy, his name was Bill,
his constant phone calls, leaving the same d-mn message,
raised a red flag and I told him to take a hike.

Alas...I am available again.
I don't give a sh!t what a guy has or if I'm struggling...
if something doesn't seem kosher...I'm outta there.

Peace & Love
Lynn

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Post   Posted:June 26, 2007 - 01:36 AM
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Bill...This guy is driving me nuts....
Thank goodness I didn't f-ck him.


it's a good thing he didn't f-ck you either.

now lynn, for takin notes while you were lying on my couch. you owe me $150.00. a cheque will do.

btw, why would you lie on my couch seeking advice from me, if i drive you nuts? if you want me to help you answer that, it'll be an additional $150.00. again a cheque will do. see you again next session.
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Post   Posted:June 26, 2007 - 02:25 AM
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Hello Lynn,

I have came back just in time to say the same thing over and over until I drive you crazy and you put a restraining order on me... I missed you so much..... . Sorry ( well I am sorry for him) to hear about that man you didn't sleep with (poor guy) and glad to gather some laughter from all that I have read.


Bill, those prices aint too bad considering we are talking about the Bill and not just any ol Bill..... Hope you been doing well man and as always wishing you well, stay cool and hope to catch up with you soon.

Now Lynn, you know first impressions can be decieving and maybe it is that you have become his dream woman? The man must really like you and care about you.... but if you are not feeling his vibe then best thing to do is let him know like you have right up front. Pretty women with big hearts need nothing but the best PERIOD.

Update - quick and short

Where have I been? Well I had to go back to campus at my school, my computer crashed - to much downloading and well up until a few days ago it has been collecting dust.

My sister is getting out in a couple weeks, my mother has lost thirty pounds now if I could only gain them the world would be great. My son's birthday is tommorow he will be four!

I am a honor student 3.95 GPA and I have been working really hard to achieve that score. Things have been going good for my family as we are all excited, fingers crossed about Annette's release from prison.

Last but not least, I have had so many of you on my mind. I have missed the laughter, the sharing and all these days just passed by but I have never forgot anyone here that has touched my life.I really hope everyone is doing well and again I have really missed you all. This is such a wonderful webstite full of caring people and I hope to catch up to par here.

Steve
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Post   Posted:June 26, 2007 - 09:33 PM
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Lynn,

Been gone for a while, want to see the pics from your vacation. The link is expired. Any way I can view?

Al
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Post   Posted:June 27, 2007 - 07:32 PM
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we've been at his house swimming

just so you know, lynn, i got a swimming pool too. and we can take it anywhere we want too. it would only take you a couple of minutes to blow it up too.

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Post   Posted:June 27, 2007 - 07:35 PM
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btw, why would you lie on my couch seeking advice from me, if i drive you nuts?

Oh...come on now silly.
You drive me crazy in a good way Wink

flagginthedraggin wrote:
if you want me to help you answer that, it'll be an additional $150.00. again a cheque will do. see you again next session.

Not at those prices you won't Confused

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Post   Posted:June 27, 2007 - 07:42 PM
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we've been at his house swimming

just so you know, lynn, i got a swimming pool too. and we can take it anywhere we want too. it would only take you a couple of minutes to blow it up too.

Hmmmm...blowing a pool, huh.

Well, that'll be different.

It's gonna cost you 200 bucks though!
Sorry sweetie....inflation

ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

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Post   Posted:June 27, 2007 - 07:49 PM
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Lynn,

Been gone for a while, want to see the pics from your vacation. The link is expired. Any way I can view?

Al


HEY CUPCAKE....

Go to menu....photo album
and the newest ones are titled Disney Magic 2007

http://www.famster.com/2ofus/

You can check out pics of Bill and his new grandson Zeth
Nikki's vacation pictures from Australia and Diane's pictures too.

Love You,
Lynn

P.S. I'm working on a post for your thread...
haven't finished it yet Laughing

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Post   Posted:June 27, 2007 - 07:55 PM
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Hmmmm...blowing a pool, huh.

Well, that'll be different.

It's gonna cost you 200 bucks though!

crap, you're worst than a banker! you know i used to have a rubber doll once and i blew her all the time and never charged her a nickle. just took it out on trade. how come you can't be so sleasy, oops!, i meant easy?

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Post   Posted:June 27, 2007 - 08:02 PM
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Hmmmm...blowing a pool, huh.

Well, that'll be different.

It's gonna cost you 200 bucks though!

crap, you're worst than a banker! you know i used to have a rubber doll once and i blew her all the time and never charged her a nickle. just took it out on trade.

Yea, well...you get what you pay for Very Happy


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how come you can't be so sleasy, oops!, i meant easy?

Please refer to sig line Very Happy

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how come you can't be so sleazy, oops!, i meant easy?

ROFLMAO

Yea...you best be careful what you call me....

Gene might come up with something like....

cheap, trashy or sordid Rolling Eyes

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Yea, well...you get what you pay for

oh!!, mabey that explains why she was always a little short on breath.

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Yea, well...you get what you pay for

oh!!, mabey that explains why she was always a little short on breath.

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Yea, well...you get what you pay for

oh!!, mabey that explains why she was always a little short on breath.

I got it the first time Tiger
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Lynn,

I found them, talk about coming home. I haven't smiled this much in weeks. All pics were wonderful. Thank you Lynn, Nikki, Bill and Diane!

I've been catching up and just read the article you posted earlier re: Oxycotin.

Just a little funny -

Last Friday I went to my stepdaughter Katie's High School graduation party. (Scott got the acutal graduation - I got the party) If you remember from earlier posts, Scott's ex-wife's 2nd husband (I know, it gets confusing) was arrested for robbing numerous local pharmacies at gunpoint for oxycotin. He ended up getting 7 years federal.

I spent quite a bit of time in the kitchen talking to his sister. Great lady. People would come in and ask how we knew Katie and Betsy. She would say "I'm Betsy's 2nd husband's sister"; I would say "I'm Betsy's first husband's soon to be ex-wife" Betsy would say "I've made a few mistakes, but found some good friends" People would slowly back out of the kitchen, never to be seen again.

Made for an interesing evening.

Luv ya,
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Post   Posted:July 01, 2007 - 01:10 AM
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Alison-
Good to see you back.

I am sorry for all the crap that you are having to deal with, it truly seems to be a neverending mess for you. Just when you think you are past something, he manages to cause more problems.

Sounds like you had fun at the graduation party, and I think its good that you went. I'm sure the other guests were quiet confused, but who cares, as long as you had a good time and I am sure it is good for Katie to have so many women in her life who care about her and can be friends with one another.

Take care, hope things get better for you very SOON.

Lucy
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