Heres An Earnest Prayer (off the net)

flaggin · Helping Hand III

Dear Jesus,

I want to believe in you and your miraculous powers, I really do. I was raised in a devout Catholic home, and as long as I remember have been hearing about your divine nature and limitless compassion. You turned water into wine, healed lepers, and even raised the dead. I know you have boundless abilities. I also know that your compassion compels you to assist those who suffer, and to hear their agonized prayers.

I have been ceaselessly praying to you for over three years now Jesus, yet still my prayer remains unanswered. Please tell me: Why won’t you run over my co-worker Renee with an 18 ton cement truck? Every day is another eternity of listening to Renee talk about her mildly retarded, morbidly obese child and her husband’s swollen testicles and arse-boils. I am suffering beyond the point of endurance my Lord. Please make manifest your divine Love and Grace by sending a cement truck of mercy to squash Renee flat in all your love and wisdom.

Thank you in advance -

ROFLMAO

p.s. i didn't realize faith had a sense of humor.

lilbubba49 · Devoted

Your funny flaggin at the beginning of your post i was prepaired for the tears to start as I thought it was going to be a sad one with you pouring your heart out.Fooled me. ROFLMAO

Should have knowen better.
Diane

flaggin · Helping Hand III

i'd rather have you laughing than crying.

lilbubba49 · Devoted

Thanks Flaggin,I would rather be laughing than crying.

lucyb · Helping Hand I

Loved it!!!I needed a good laugh today.