new topic for reason: i use coke & i am masturbation cra

excrackerjack · Tenant

Try viagra honey, its cheaper... or Cialis.. its ready when you are... or are you still looking for a reason to stay high cuz it make your weiner hard Oye Vay!!!!

Honey take two advil and call me in the morning.

Muahhhh
XOXO
T
Hoover

Admin · Site Admin

grumpyoldcant wrote:

i used to 'relieve' ( wow, i avoided using the word 'masturbate'!! er .. whoops! ;P) myself minimum of 3-6 times a day, everyday pretty much & it was the (personal) highlight of my day .. from dawn till dusk, pretty much, yet my 'wife' & i rarely copulated.

Too much free time, as I said.
Old Mexican recipe: How to relieve yourself from Masturbation (joke)
Everyday you should make hot salsa for yourself, do not use gloves, when handles jalapeños or (even better) hot Thai pepper. Do not use gloves after you made your salsa. Do not touch your eyes!
Tease2

Admin · Site Admin

Quote:

being 'open'

So I am. But if you are concern about masturbation, sorry Lapsus Lingua, I meant to say about relieving yourself, and relatively you are not concern about your drug use, pardon me, but you are a joke teller. Have you ever thought why cocaine is illegal and masturbation is not?

keepitreal · Helping Hand III

grumpyoldcant wrote:

haha .. being 'open' i am seeing here, as elsewhere, is HIGHLY over-rated ..
u sir, have too much 'opinion'

ROFLMFAO....Oye Vay...Dude, you're a joke!

G0D gave man a penis and a brain,
but only enough blood to run one at a time....
and, after reading through all your gibberish,
it appears that you don't have enough blood to run either.